Funny Epic Post..Must read..ITS long but Worth It :)

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the pillow.

It was addressed "Dad".
With the worst premonition,
he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands :-

Dear dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you,
but I'm leaving home.

I had to elope with my new boyfriend Rocky because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Rocky and he is so nice to me.

I know when you meet him you'll like him too even with all his piercings, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes.

But it's not only the passion Dad,
I'm pregnant and Rocky said that
he wants me to have the kid and
that we can be very happy together.

Even though Rocky is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),
and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

It's true he had other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way.

He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Rocky taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us
and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime,
we'll pray that science will find a
cure for AIDS so Rocky can get better;
he sure deserves it!!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters
"PTO"

Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at the neighbor's house.

I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than
my report card that's in my desk center drawer.

Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love You!

Diwali in India..:)

Diwali is coming..

When u shop & come back avoid talking about ur purchases in the rick / taxi in which u travel. The driver will feel bad because he can't buy the same for his kids.

When u burst firecrackers, give some to ur watchman so he can give it to his kids. u dont need so many anyways.

When u ask ur maid to clean the house stand besides her & help her with her work, she will be cleaning more than 2 houses this diwali.

When u make some sweets give it to the kachra vala who come to ur house, so he may have something nice to hold for a change.

We will surely have a Happy & a Prosperous Diwali, there are other people less fortunate than us, who won't. Don't make them feel that. Include them in ur love.

This diwali don't just increase Diabeties, pollution & ur credit card bills. Increase smiles.

Make sum1 smile dis diwali

About Me :)

Well this page is supposed to tell you a little about me so here goes......... My name's Aditya,I'm 5'6 and , I'm an easy goin person. I love to laugh and have fun and make others laugh. I enjoy listenin to my friends problems and helpin them out in any way I possibly can. I try to respect others and treat them the way I want to be treated.

Things I enjoy doin include: hangin out and havin fun, chattin, playin games and quiet nights at home watchin tv or curled up with a good book - that isn't so bad either.

 I listen to all kinds of music though, as long as it sounds good I'll listen.

I'm a Hilarious Bastard,because no one makes me laugh more than me :D... If i have to talk about my beliefs> only in life. simply. I don't care about religions or whatever.. its just me n my life !This is what i believe in,i won't say i have a perfect life in fact,it sucks badly on some fronts but at least i'm happy in my own insane way , those fronts will take care of themselves :P as i say Life's A Bitch But i Love Her..;) :D !!
Just Smile and make smile,Just Live and let live attitude :)

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Reality Article..Must Read !!! Worth IT !! :)

Excellent Article written by someone. Its very sensible please go through it its worth reading i promise uhh :)

Yesterday, I was driving, and the FM radio went off for few seconds. I thought, I should have an iPod. Then suddenly I realized that I have not used my iPod in last 6 months. And then, more things, Handy cam in last 2 years, Digital Camera in last 2 months, DVD player in last 1 month and many more.

Now I can say that I bought that Handy cam just out of impulse, I have used it twice only in last 4 years.So, what's wrong and where?

When I look at myself or my friends I can see it everywhere. We are not happy with what we have but all are stressed and not happy for the things we don't have. You have a Santro, but you want City; You have a City, but you want Skoda. Just after buying a new phone, we need another one. Better laptop, bigger TV, faster car, bigger house, more money, and I means, these examples are endless.

The point is, does it actually worth?

Do we ever think if we actually need those things before we want them?

After this, I was forced to think what I need and what I don't. May be I didn't need this Handy cam or the iPod or that DVD player.

When I see my father back at home. He has a simple BPL colour TV, he doesn't need 32" Sony LCD wall mount. He has a cell phone worth Rs 2,500. Whenever I ask him to change the phone, he always says, "It’s a phone; I need this just for calls."And believe me; he is much happier in life than me with those limited resources and simple gadgets.

The very basic reason why he is happy with so little is that he doesn't want things in life to make it luxurious, but he wants only those things which are making his life easier.
It's a very fine line between these two, but after looking my father's life style closely, I got the point. He needs a cell phone but not the iPhone. He needs a TV but not the 32" plasma. He needs a car but not an expensive one.

Initially I had lot of questions.I am earning good; still I am not happy...why? I have all luxuries; still I am stressed.... ......why? I had a great weekend, still I am feeling tired...... why?

I met lot of people, I thought over it again and again, I still don't know if I got the answers, but certainly figured out few things. I realize that one thing which is keeping me stressed is the "stay connected" syndrome. I realized that, at home also I am logged in on messengers, checking mails, using social networks, and on the top of that, the windows mobile is not letting me disconnected. On the weekend itself, trying to avoid unwanted calls and that is keeping my mind always full of stress.

I realized that I am spending far lesser money than what I earn; even then I am always worried about money and more money.

I realized that I am saving enough money I would ever need, whenever needed. Still I am stressed about job and salary and spend.

May be, many people will call this approach "not progressive attitude", but I want my life back.

Ultimately it's a single life, a day gone is a day gone. I believe if I am not happy tonight, I'll never be happy tomorrow morning.

I finally realized that meeting friends, spending quality time with your loved one's; spending time with yourself is the most important thing.

If on Sunday you are alone and you don't have anybody to talk with, then all that luxuries life, all that money is wasted.

May be cutting down your requirements, re-calculating your future goal in the light of today's happiness is a worthwhile thing to do.

May be selling off your Santro and buying Honda City on EMIs is not a good idea. I believe putting your happiness ahead of money is the choice we need to make.

I think, a lot can be said and done but what we need the most is re-evaluation of the value of happiness and time we are giving to our life and people associated with it..:)

Strategy to kill Loneliness ;)

 Does anyone still read this thing? Not being over-optimistic but I am hoping for atleast two comments (not counting spam ones like "Hot girls in your neighborhood want to meet you NOW! Click this supercool link").lol

Now, loneliness? People view it as negative but I define it as that moment when you are one peg down, have no one to talk to as its 3 AM and your past "love-ly" experiences are brutally pounding on your heart & mind. Or, my current situation basically.

Now some morons will 'kill' these moments by lying on their beds and watching the ceiling while sadly thinking about the time gone by. Or by seeing porn. Not me dudes. I cant do the former. About the latter.. I do indulge. But not at these moments. So, I devised an awesome 5-point strategy to deal with this situation. That is:

1) WRITE SOMETHING. ANY GODDAMN THING.

The awesome post you are currently reading.. is not just a post. Its a de-stresser. So, pour yourself a big mug of black coffee and write cool stuff like this.

Tip: DONOT write emo poetry which will definitely suck more than a vacuum cleaner.

2) THE IDIOT BOX

TV. The solution to every damn problem. Open it, flip through the channels and relax. You can find plenty of hot, cool, moronic, outrageous, sexy, idiotic etc stuff to pass time. 24*7 TV - God bless you dudes !

3) WATCH SEINFELD OR SOUTH PARK

If there are two sitcoms that are worth mentioning in the same sentence as the phrase - "Mood Uplifters" - it is these two. Esp. South Park. Nothing amazingly funnier than watching George Costanza making a fool of himself or Cartman plotting another evil scheme to wipe out entire fuckin humanity.

4) AXE THE EX

Alright. This one is tricky. Shes the reason that you are having this goddamn lonely moment. So what do you do? Counterattack ofcourse. Simple military strategy. If she made you smile in some moments, remember - she wasnot there in many other moments when you badly needed her coz you were feeling down.. kinda as if crushed under the weight of 300 fully-grown running elephants. Remember those moments.. and FOLLOW STEP 1.

5) REMEMBER HOW AWESOME YOU ARE

Finally, reflect on yourself. Remember, you are awesome (unless ofcourse, all you do is lie around drinking cheap beer and watching porn 24*7). You've got good job, achievements, recognitions & targets PLUS you have an awesome life, if not perfect. In the walk of life, you'll meet an awesome chick / dude who will definitely be there when 300 fuckin giant elephants are crushing you badly. So, chill.

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This was my 5 point strategy to combat and 'eliminate' loneliness. Am sure there are many other strategies existing in the world. All those who comment (if they do) .. share your strategies, if you wanna (ofcourse, if applicable).

Life is to move on..:)

Lifes a journey.

We travel. We meet people.

We leave them behind. Sometimes we are left behind.

But we move on.

We are happy a few times.

We are dead from inside most of the times.

We dont want to stand up.

But we move on.

We live. And love.

We get loved. We get jilted.

We get over most of them.

But we cant get over over some - one.

We dont want to walk.

But we move on.

We are broken in our hearts.

We dont wanna fight.

We feel how empty this life is.

We want to give up.

But we dont.

We move on.

In the end, we survive.

And we believe.

Shit happens. Will happen.

But we travel. Far off.

To unknown places.

We live our life.

We own our life.

So.. we move on.

Ways to live an awesome life..:)

Ways to live an awesome life..:)

Take this as a survival guide.However I don’t believe I am dat mch cabale to guide uhh..bt just sharing wid uhh what I believe, The world is illogical and stupid but good news is that its not difficult at all to survive here.Its Fun. How? Read on:




When lyf puts u in tough situations,don’t say why me just say try me..;)


A BASIC FACT: EVERYONE IS F****D UP!

Lets face it! Everyone's life is messed up some way or the other. Some have love problems, some have career troubles and some - well they are born depressed. The point is not to behave like only you have problems while others are going crazy with happiness. Stop whining and face them. After all, time is utilized in solving the problems rather than in thinking about them.So,stop thinking and start facing dem wid a smile ;)

KNOW WHEN TO QUIT

I have a suggestion: Lets find the guy who said "Quitters are losers" and kick the shit out of him! We are all humans - stupid , disgusting humans. Neither we are superheroes nor we should intend to become one simply because we cant. We people cannot achieve everything or solve every damn problem. Rather than going ballistic on one failed front, why not simply quit and do something you are good at? If something is not working out, quit and change the direction. That wont make you a loser. Instead that will help in making better that one thing which ,we say, always sucks - LIFE !.I don’t meant to simply say that just quit and leave its just if u can’t achieve something don’t be sad maybe god u for some other reason,for any other thing u r good at,try that dude and nail it ;)

JUNK STUPID NEGATIVE EGO

Do you know what Ego is? Not that what they show in shit like Roadies. Thats stupidity. Unfortunately, world has mistaken that very thing as ego and hence it has come to be known as a negative thing. The truth is that like everything else, ego has two sides. The Roadies type " I am better than everyone else ! FTW ! " shit is the negative ego. Positive one gives you an awesome self-esteem and a logical mind. You DONOT care about others. You simply believe that you rock! You dont give a shit if others rock or not - what matters is Self. Hence, junk the stupid negative ego and start living dudes ;)

LOVE YOUR INDIVIDUALITY

I wont ever understand why people always look to "gel in with the crowd". Most of the crowd consists of opportunistic and fake humans (OAFH)But still, people want to blend in at any cost. WTF? Trust me, if you dont love yourself - your individuality - you will never ever be happy. Be content in self. Even if it means a small (but good) friend circle. Even if it means lots of OAFH against you / not liking you. It doesnt matter. In the end, you will atleast be truly happy from inside because you arent degrading yourself.

We all are special and different. IF God wanted us to be similar, we would have been zombie :P. But we aint. We have brains. Use those and be an 'individual' - ofcourse not for the sake of it, but because you are !

 SHIT! I AM GOIN TO DIE TOMORROW !

Have this mentality - ofcourse without panicking like a moron. Death is an eventuality. You cant stop it even if you put your ass on stake. So, why behave as if we are gonna be here forever? Live like you are goin' to deathly hallows tomorrow. See dreams and achieve them. Always be restless and keep looking to fulfill your desires. If you love travel, spend a good part of salary on that. If you love adventure, go rafting. If you love marriage .. err... get a new perspective - NOW!

Life aint an unlimited cheque book. It has limited cheques. Cash them and live ;P !

 LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE DAMNIT !

One thing that always riles me is the way people compare their lives with others. I ask - why the hell care? Why should you compare? As I said earlier, everyone is messed up. Your life will be good in one relative aspect while it'll suck in another. So, why indulge in this? It doesnt matter if someone has more money than you. What matters is what they do with that money.
 No Matter, how much u earn,just spend that to keep urself happy..spend on the things dat make u happy..(optional advice:stay away from love shit in case of money,it sucks money :P..)
So, why the hell should I be depressed thinking that I aint 'ambani-rich' yet?

 BE CYNICAL AND SOMETIMES, NEGATIVE !

All those "Sri Sri Sri ... Gurus" who tell you to always be positive are missing a vital point : Life doesnt work that way! Too much positivity leads to frustration. Be a bit cynical and negative. In that way, better planning is done as one calculates and prepares for things that can go wrong.

I sincerely believe that Positivity isnot a thing which should be forced down the throat like those Gurus yelling "Be Positive!". Its something when we are sure that we are prepared for almost all the eventualities.. even unforeseen ones.
"Asaram Bapu bhi de gye dhoka " :P

 STOP FEELING GUILTY FOR BEING SELFISH !

Frankly, if you are here to make others' lives better, what the fuck are others here for? The simple rule is: Live for yourself - logically & objectively. The world always tells you to sacrifice yourself for others which frankly is the worst scam ever.


Selfishness aint bad if it doesnt result in others' getting negatively affected. The main reason why most lives are fucked up is that people always put others over them - even if illogical. Tell me - if you want to pursue higher studies but your parents insist on marriage, should you do it just out of respect? No. And thats a very small example.
If some logical situation involves close friends or family, its fine to think about them first but dont think of this as a duty - as the world says. You are here to make your life less shitty - indulge in that. Happiness will follow.

Be in the moment.

 Instead of thinking about things you need to do, or things that have happened to you, or worrying or planning or regretting, think about what you are doing, right now. What is around you? What smells and sounds and sights and feelings are you experiencing? Learn to do this as much as possible through meditation, but also through bringing your focus back to the present as much as you can in everything you do.

Laugh till you cry.

 Laughing is one of the best ways to live. Tell jokes and laugh your head off. Watch an awesome comedy. Learn to laugh at anything. Roll on the ground laughing. You’ll love it.

When you suffer, suffer.

 Life isn’t all about fun and games. Suffering is an inevitable part of life. We lose our jobs. We lose our lovers. We lose our pets. We get physically injured or sick. A loved one becomes sick. A parent dies. Learn to feel the pain intensely, and really grieve. This is a part of life — really feel the pain. And when you’re done, move on, and find joy.

 Slow down.

 Life moves along at such a rapid pace these days. It’s not healthy, and it’s not conducive to living. Practice doing everything slowly — everything, from eating to walking to driving to working to reading. Enjoy what you do. Learn to move at a snail’s pace.

 Touch humanity.

 Get out of your house and manicured neighborhoods, and find those who live in worse conditions. Meet them, talk to them, understand them. Live among them. Be one of them. Give up your materialistic lifestyle,..a very important thing of a every individual's responsibilty everyone should help and respect each other no matter of what status u or the other person belong to respect and treat everyone equally,help the poor and needy people in each and evry possible way u can..ENJOY THE JOY OF GIVING,money cant buy u that..i am damn sure..;)
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“Frankly, this aint a guide. This is what I believe in. I wont say I have a perfect life. Infact, it sucks badly on 1-2 fronts. But, atleast am happy - in my own insane way. Those fronts will take care of themselves. As I say – Life’s a bitch, but I love her !!! ;) “ 

Source:Some blogs and my thinking..
Please share ur views with  me..:) thank you